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 ratbastard Triangle Secretary: "Agent Spender is with Assistant Director Kersh." Scully: "That rat bastard!" razorimage Doggett: You're familar with the Principal of Occam's Razor?" Scully: "Yeah, you take every possible explanation and you choose the simplest one. Agent Mulder used to refer to it as Occam's Principal of Limited Imagination." relationships Rain King Scully: "Well it seems to me, that the best relationships, the ones that last are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with." reopen Skinner: "As of right now I'm reopening the X-Files." ritualbath The Blessing Way Hosteen: "You must be careful now, to end the ceremony properly. If you leave you must not do any work, change clothes or bathe for four days." Mulder: "That's really going to cut into my social life." rumors Scully: "You been spreading rumors?" Mulder:" Why, you heard any good ones lately?" Scully: "Not particularly." said Scully: "I'm not going to ask if you if you just said what I think you just said, because I know that's what you just said." samantha Colony Sam Clone: "Is it too late for a game of stratego?" Mulder: "Its twenty-two years too late." sandwich Arcadia Mulder: "Woman! Get back in here and make me a sandwich!" screwup Blooper Director: "Action!" Mulder: "I didn't want to waste anytime. The Navy Destroyer, the USS Arden has been missing in the North Atlantic for the last eighteen hours. (some sort of moaning from the crew, then some laughter) Director: "Action!" (laughter, they continually try to do the scene, but laughter continually results.) sculsuc Blooper (language warning) Scully: "Mulder." Mulder: "What?" Scully: "Suck my ----" seen Redux 2 Mulder: "But I've seen aliens, I've witnessed these things." Kristgau: "You've seen what they wanted you to see." seenthem How the Ghosts Stole Christmas Ghost: "Do you know why you think you see the things you do?" Mulder: "Because I have seen them?" serious Mulder: "You think they would've taken me more serious if I wore the gray suit?" shaft Bad Blood Mulder: "Whose the black private dick whose the sex machine with all the chicks? Shaft. Can you dig it? They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother, shut your mouth! Talkin about Shaft." shotme How the Ghosts Stole Christmas Mulder: "You shot me first!" Scully: "I didn't shoot you, you shot me." shutdown The Erlenmeyer Flask Mulder: "They shut us down." shutup Scully: "Shut up." shutupM Scully: "Shut up, Mulder." shutusdown Mulder: "They're shutting us down, Scully." simps The Simpson Files Mulder: "The truth, is out there!" skinner Paper Clip CSM: "What is this?" Skinner: "This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass." skinner2 Paper Clip Skinner: "Now you listen to me, you son of a bitch." sleepingbag Detour Mulder: "I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat is to crawl naked into a sleepingbag with somebody else whose already naked." Scully: "Maybe if it rains sleepingbags you'll get lucky." smile Mulder: "You know, sometimes it just gets hard to smile through it when they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles." sonbitch The Blessing Way Scully: "Don't think I won't do it you son of a bitch." sorrysob Mulder: (answering cell) Sorry son of a bitch speaking." soscully Dreamland Mulder: "That is so you, that is so Scully. Well its good to know you haven't changed. Its somewhat comforting." spookymuld Pilot Scully: "He had a nickname at the Academy, Spooky Mulder." spooky FTF Mulder: "They call me Spooky, Spooky Mulder." stab Unruhe Mulder: "Yeah, but why would she stab her boyfriend through the ear? The magic was gone?" suicide Dreamland 2 Mulder: "If I shoot him, is that murder or suicide?" surefine Syzygy Scully: "Sure. Fine. Whatever." sushi Mulder: "This isn't where you tell me some terrible story about sushi, is it?" system Deep Throat: ...by systematically destroying all the evidence." tailhook Detour Mulder: "Try any of that tailhook crap on me Scully, I'll kick your ass." tape Mulder: "Whatever tape you found in that VCR isn't mine." Scully: "Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours." television XCOPS Scully: "Mulder, have you noticed we're on television?" Mulder: "I don't think its live television Scully, she just said *beep!*" thinkspook Mulder: "Do you think I'm spooky?" topgun Dreamland 2 Mulder: (as Morris Fletcher)"Hey grandma top gun will you shut the hell up?" |
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